asyncmeow:

phlebasthebroenician:

phlebasthebroenician:

Thanks Cumming, GA

FROM THE CITY THAT BROUGHT YOU

sorry babe, you gotta keep edging until you beat me in cummingopoly

actualaster:

zelda-and-princess-hyrule:

having friends in dif time zones is just

If your sleep schedule is fucked up enough this can be with friends in your own timezone!

archangel-fucking-judas:

archangel-fucking-judas:

I love when my cat meows at me and I can see her little teeths cause she looks like this

My cat is being oh so meanies to me but I can’t take her seriously because everytime she opens her mouth to yell at me she becomes a stapler remover

i-am-a-fish:

NEVER feel bad for doing jack shit. if you didn’t get anything done today, that’s wonderful. and I love you.

magrittr:

tributary:

this is the same girl in a raincoat

humanjeff:

humanjeff:

amazing

reblog if you were born smooth down there like a Ken doll

memewhore:

hearthburn:

sixthrock:

articulate-anxious-atheist:

sucre-sanguine:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however……

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

“tempest prognosticator” absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

It would also probably have leeches in it.

flavoracle:

zeusfuckedmymom:

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these days.

Oh, is it Odyssey meme season already? Must be February I guess.

chirasul:

shitidiotloserheritageposts:

chirasul:

there’s like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like “Best Heritage Posts” and “Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts” and “So Funny Hellsite Posts” but where’s the shitty posts accounts. where’s the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

shieldfoss:

trinityjadec:

sherbetholmes221:

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

:

Comedy at its finest

This video lives in my mind rent free constantly

that-house:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

wumbawoman:

memeclassheroes:

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

isaacmemes:

bedbugsbiting:

My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”

It was this:

Somebody please do the “hard to swallow pills” mod on this.

lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud